===[[Alessandro Cortini]]===
[[Image:allysquire.jpg|thumb|175px|right|Alessandro in Squires Of Dimness. On the far left side.]]
Alessandro, or "Ally" as he is referred to in the comic, is heavily reliant on Italian culture. He is often seen eating some sort of pasta or yelling in Italian. He has really small, beady eyes. (perhaps a way to tell him and Jeordie apart due to their similar look.).He owns a "Pear" laptop which is an obvious parody of Mac computers. He While he dislikes coconut ice cream, but loves coconuthis dislike of the flavor is not as intense as that of Aaron's.
===[[Jerome Dillon]]===