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Home page for the company, Cedocore who is the maker of several drugs, notably Prozira, Ampropax, and [[Parepin]].
<blockquote>"Cedocore, the maker of Parepin, is recognized by the Bureau of Morality as a Family & Country First Corporation."</blockquote>
The full list of Cedocore products is as follows:
The advertisement for Prozira reads:
Prozira
Make it all go away
The Cedocore homepage also includes a link to a [http://www.cedocore.com/quiz.htm quiz] in order to determine if one is suffering from situational anxiety.
In addition to their manufacture of Parepin and Prozira, Cedocore works with the Department of Homeland Security Health Management in order to develop immunological protections.
Cedocore also uses the inmates of the [[Judson Ogram Correctional Facility]] for drug studies.
Contraindicated drugs includes Amproprax: "If you are currently taking Amproprax and have experienced unusual, severe joint pain or difficulty swallowing, please call your doctor immediately."
<blockquote>"The most frequent adverse events reported with Prozira vs placebo in clinical trials were nausea (24% vs 14%), dry mouth (21% vs 14%), somnolence (19% vs 14%), ejaculation disorder (20% vs 1%), anal seepage (19% versus 10%), insomnia (17% vs 14%), increased sweating (11% vs 9%), and diarrhea (8% vs 1%). Do not take Prozira with Alcohol.Prozira should not be taken by anyone who plans to drive a car, bus or taxi, work heavy machinery, work in a hospital where other people's lives are directly dependent on their judgment. Air traffic controllers are prohibited from taking Prozira by law. Some women have experienced climax while sneezing. Sunlight can decrease this effect. A few patients have reported anal whitening, recurrent, persistent déjà vu and the experience that someone is in the room with them when they are alone."</blockquote>
This could be a subtle reference to the real drugs Clomipramine, an anti-depressant which famously produced inadvertent orgasms in users when they yawned (See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clomipramine#Side_effects ) and of course, Olestra.