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So upon his leg healing, Trent goes for a walk and sees a pornographic movie theater. Upon entering, he hears the male pornstar moan, "I'm gonna come all over you." Upon hearing this, an outraged Trent sues the production company for copyright infringement. When the judge rules to dismiss the case, Trent jumps out of his chair and puts a gun to the judge's head. As the justice starts crying frantically, Trent proclaims "I THINK HE'S LOSING IT." As the court bailiffs approach him he kills both the judge and the cops then whispers to himself "goddamn...SO MUCH BLOOD FOR SUCH TINY LITTLE HOLES..."
 
So Trent finally settles down and gets married. He's become tired of endless job searching and failed prospects of his life, so he decides to try something new. After a while, Mr. Reznor finds himself in the delivery room of the local hospital, holding his wife's hand as she begins childbirth. Well, Trent collapses to the ground and has to be carried out on a stretcher and placed in another room. After about two hours (You know how hospitals are...) the doctor comes in, tells him his wife made it through fine, and he is now the father of a healthy baby boy. The doctor then asks what happened in the room that made him pass out. Trent immediately turns pale and has to sit back down on the stretcher. He looks over at the doctor, his eyes bloodshot and hazy, and explains... SO MUCH BLOOD FOR SUCH A TINY LITTLE HOLE...
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