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== Terrible Fries ==
Hey Bob!!! Why are you selling these to me? Am I not buying as much as I'm supposed to be? Hey Bob!!! Why is my food so unbelievably greasy? And why is my food triple what the cost should be? Terrible Fries!!!! Terrible Fries!!!! Hey Bob!!! Why are my chicken nuggets green? And why are none of the seats in this store clean? Hey Bob!!! I feel my hunger growing all the more extreme! Can the food here really be as bad as it seems!!!? Terrible Fries!!! Terrible fries!!! Terrible Fries!!! Terrible fries!!!
Don't take the ketchup away, I need condiments too... Please don't take the ketchup away, I need something to flavor this food. Don't take it away from me... I need condiments too. Don't take it, please don't take it, I need to flavor MY FOOD... Hey Bob!!! There's nothing left for me to try!! I've eaten your hamburger's, chicken sandwiches and fries. And all the while you've been giving me an evil eye, Last night I threw up your crappy food, crappy food and fries!! Terrible fries!!! Terrible Fries!!! I WAS JUST SITTING THERE TODAY, YOU WALKED BY AND THREW MY FOOD AWAY!!! GET ME A MANAGER SO I CAN COMPLAIN, YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE!! HEY BOB!!! THIS FOOD IS GOING TO GIVE MY THROAT GANGRENE, MY DRINK WAS FILLED WITH LISTERENE, THEN I FIND OUT YOU ARE NOT EVEN AN EMPLOYEE!!! YOU'D BETTER PRAY TO YOUR GOD FOR MERCY!!! Ohh.... Terrible Fries!!! Terrible Fries!!! No na na no na na na no na na NA NA NA!!
I'm going to destroy you now... For feeding me a mad cow,,, I'm going to kill you now... FOR FEEDING ME A MAD COW!!!! TERRIBLE FRIES!!!!!
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