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So, Year Zero comes out, doesn't really do all that good, and Trent Reznor is forced to find another job. He starts working at Macy's in the men's jeans department, as a cashier. People are constantly coming up and bothering him about shoes though, as the shoe department is directly next to his department. One day a man approaches him and asks for a pair of Nike's size twelve. Trent looks at him with a hatred so pure in his eyes it could kill and screams. THERE ARE NO FUCKING SHOES, THERE ARE ONLY JEANS!!!!!
So after Trent gets fired from Macy's for harassing too many customers, he gets a job working as a prep boy at an oral surgeon's office. So one day he is in the office, laying out fresh tools for the dentist to use. The patient comes in and sits down in the chair, turns to Trent and asks,"So doctor, what can I expect from this operation? What will I feel like after it is over? Will there be any complications I should know about?" Trent looks at him for a moment, picks up the patient's medical history chart, looks at it, and responds," Well Mr. Jenkins, I'm actually not the doctor, but as far as I can tell you will be exactly the same as you were before except WITH-UH TEETH-UH.
Only... Only... Only... Only... Denim's so lonely, But I must press on, because my life is
full of Jeans...
== Capital T ==
Capital T, by Velvolver (It's all in good fun nobody get butthurt about it)
You useta just push the signiturea buttona, I useta push it just to sign my posts. Then tony went and upadated da wiki, that little buttona didn't last to long.
Chorus: Well it used to be real easy. Now it's hard as it could be. Since he upgraded the wiki, and he signs his name with a capital T.
Don't give a S--- that you have to type four tildes, its almost as easy as the button use to be. But half the people leave their signitures off, well thats a problem I didn't quite forsee. Maybe it's twice as hard now to leave links, but I don't really care Maybe it puts off new users, but it's not like they had much to share.
Well it used to be real easy. Now it's hard as it could be. Since he upgraded the wiki, and he signs his name with a capital T. You may get lost in the wiki, when you don't know the commands. But you can take it easy, someone else will come up with a plan