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TV Reporter 1: <under Angry Sniper> ...keep your cameras on the field...
Angry Sniper: Step 2: Deliver the message. I got a job at the park as a beer guy… I needed the money and hey, free beer. Can't pass up anything free in this country. Free this. I poured beer out of six of the mini keg size and put in a small explosive charge. I packed each keg with pamphlets saying "your government is poisoning you" and latex balloons full of silver nitrate. It’s easy to make and cheap as shit. Before the game I put the special kegs in trash-cans all around the upper level.
*Explosions can be heard, screams of terror
''(sound of the clanking and cocking of a gun)''
Angry Sniper: Hollow points have stopping power in close, but they give you more air resistance at long range, less reliable. This range I use a light 50 with PMG BMG steel jackets, pricey, but...sometimes the cost of liberty is 92 dollars a box.
On TV(2): You, whoever you are you ragheaded asshole the cops are going to find you, and they are going to waste your skinny brown asses! You hear me motherfucker!?