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So Trent hasn't gone to the doctor's office for a physical in 10 years. So he finally goes in and his doctor tells him he has penile cancer and its in too advanced of a stage and he needs to get it amputated. About a year later he starts getting busy with a groupie. When she tries to undo his pants Trent stops her and says... um.. THAT PART OF ME ISN'T HERE ANYMORE...
After jumping from job to job for about three years, Trent finally manages to sign on as a guitarist in a unknown band. As he has been outta the spotlight for quite a while, his band mates don't recognize who he is and do not know of his musical career. One day, before a show in Washington, Trent was walking towards the dressing room to get his guitar. He stopped right before he walked in, only to hear his bandmates talking about how he wasn't really that good of a singer, and how he is always depressed, and that they just generally don't like him. Trent storms into the room furiously, looks around and screams,"HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR!!!!!"...
== Terrible Fries ==