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So anyways, through a long series of unfortunate events, Trent ends up breaking his leg and is forced to stay at home for several months. Well, he's getting kinda bored, so he calls over some old buddies of his. Manson couldn't make it, kept screaming something about how beautiful people are, Aaron North was too busy trying to hatch a plan to steal guitars from the Hard Rock cafe (he calls it liberating them...), so the only clear choice was Charlie Clouser. Now Charlie had a little bit of an addiction to The Little House On The Prairie, and he had just bought the box set of d.v.d.s, so he talks Trent into watching it with him. Well, after about ten episodes, Clouser leaves to get some food and come back. When he gets back, he walks in the door and turns to go in the living room only to see the t.v. busted by a baseball bat, on fire and sitting in the middle of a pentagram. Charlie screams, "Trent, what the hell happened!!!" "Are you alright?" Trent, who had been staring off into space in a daze finally slowly turns his head towards Charlie, holds out the D.V.D. case and begans to chant I CANNOT GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, I CANNOT GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, I CANNOT GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN....
So upon his leg healing, Trent goes for a walk and sees a pornographic movie theater. Upon entering, he hears the male pornstar moan, "I'm gonna come all over you." Upon hearing this, an outraged Trent sues the production company for copyright infringement. When the judge rules to dismiss the case, Trent jumps out of his chair and puts a gun to the judge's head. As the justice starts crying frantically, Trent proclaims "I THINK HE'S LOSING IT." As the court bailiffs approach him he kills both the judge and the cops then wispers to himself goddamn...SO MUCH BLOOD...