Sex Dwarf

"Sex Dwarf" is a song by Soft Cell, covered by Nine Inch Nails during the VIVIsectVI Tour in 1988 and partially covered in studio in 1994.

Appearances

• Closure - demonstration of chords only

Versions

Sex Dwarf (live)

A live cover played in the 1989 VIVIsectVI tour

Sex Dwarf (Closure)

In this version, Trent Reznor and Danny Lohner simply go over the chords and timing. No vocals feature, and the song is not played in its entirety.

Lyrics

Due to the very poor nature of the known recording of Sex Dwarf, it can't clearly be ascertained what lyrics the band played live. For this reason, the original Soft Cell lyrics are being used

    Isn't it nice
    Sugar and spice
    Luring disco dollies
    To a life of vice
    I could make a film
    And make you my star
    You'd be a natural
    The way you are
    I would like you on
    A long black leash
    I would parade you
    Down the high street
    You've got the attraction
    You've got the pulling power
    Walk my little doggy
    Walk my little sex dwarf
    We could make a scene
    We'd be a team
    Making the headlines
    Sounds like a dream
    When we hit the floor
    You just watch them move aside
    We will take them
    For a ride of rides
    They all love your
    Miniature ways
    You know what they say
    About small boys 
    I'm in my Rolls Royce
    Look it's so huge
    It's big and it's gold
    With my dumb chauffeur
    Looking to procure
    Run little doggy
    Lure a disco dolly
    Run my little sex dwarf
    I feel so lonely
    Get my little camera
    Take a pretty picture
    Sex dwarf
    In a gold Rolls
    Making it with the dumb chauffeur

    Isn't it nice
    Sugar and spice
    Luring disco dollies
    To a life of vice
    Sex dwarf
    Isn't it nice
    Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

    We could make an outfit
    For my little sex dwarf
    To match the gold Rolls
    And my dumb chauffeur
    We'll all look so good
    We'll knock 'em cold
    Knocking 'em cold
    In black and gold

    We can have playtime
    In my little playroom
    Disco dollies
    My sex dwarf
    And my dumb chauffeur
    I would like you on a long black lead
    You can bring me all the things I need

    Sex dwarf
    Isn't it nice
    Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
    Isn't it nice
    Sugar and spice
    Luring disco dollies to a life of vice